#NSS學校
[pink college] 睇到低form投稿嘅”老師口頭禪”有感而發呢篇老師嘅習性
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I__n T__ : 副校 雖然冇人知佢係 存在感極低 online lesson教書嗰時好似喺行人隧道度咁 回音大到唔知佢講乜 interesting pronunciation no=low leg=nick
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J______ S_ : “同學聽唔聽到聽唔聽到哈囉畀啲反應好喎12345喂喂喂喂喂” 從來冇聽過佢用英文教書 “睇吓呢條questions”係永遠都改唔到嘅病句 唔知點解永遠唔梳頭 點名嗰時仲會問drop咗科嘅人做咩唔嚟上堂
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C________ L___g : 女強人 俾佢教英文一定會考得好 但係佢啲英文難聽到一個點 啲字好似用腳趾寫出嚟咁 冇人睇得明
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M______ L__g : Sarajevo Assassination 拍手仲要唔啱beat 個頭好似從來冇洗過咁 形狀似燈罩 坐前排嘅同學仔一定會俾佢噴到成頭成面成枱成身都係口水 唔識英文 啲notes亂七八糟 俾佢教之前從來唔知grammar原來係可以錯到令人睇唔明篇嘢講乜 記性咁差都唔知點解可以教history
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J______ Y__n : 唔知點解要夾硬用把勁尖嘅聲講嘢 鬧人嗰時條”慈禧太后同款”眉毛會郁吓郁吓 勁fun 成日問人can you follow 雖然你fol唔到佢都唔會理
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A__ W__g : 全校第二後生 fresh grad 堂堂都串錯字 成日搞爛gag 次次講親low quality of life或者poor people就會話i’m part of them 建議同學去整容做ptgf😂
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H____ T_m : 從來冇人聽得明佢嘅instructions 做錯又實俾佢鬧
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C____ F_k : 話自己手有事 寫字寫到勞損 冇人知佢寫乜
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Y_____ K___g : 永遠的訓導女王 即使已經唔係訓導主任 可能而家已經冇人知”請同學攞體溫表俾老師檢查 未量體溫嘅同學請….(我唔記得咗)”
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F___ L__ ___ : you girls are so lazy i’m very disappointed 教f.3簡直冇人知佢教乜 又悶 啲notes都唔知講乜嘅
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K___ T__n : 堂堂都叫人please shut up同罰人企 自己唔教書又鬧人唔聽書 當然 只要你係精英班就一切都好說 唔係嘅話你都係企喺度收聲上堂啦
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P_____ L__ : 水皮 寫字幾靚 冇人知佢教乜 成日都話 i started teaching before your mother was born 鐘意改人花名 而且會一直叫你花名 答錯題目要企出門口 去廁所去太耐會叫你爬窗入嚟 做數做錯會話i’ll throw you out of the window with the window closed😂
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點解我哋學校會請一大班奇怪嘅人返嚟教書